Polar Bears Drowning Under All That Fashionable Fur
The world population of polar bears has greatly declined over the past 10 years, scientists say, and it’s not due to poachers, fur coat salesmen, nor Lady Gaga. They all die from drowning! With much of the ice of the Arctic gone, the bears are qui…
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The Planet Earth now has Two Seasons - Super Hot and Super Cold
Mother Nature is getting Indigestion from too Much CO2 - so no Nicer Mother. Naturally - all the arguing countries on Earth have to use more Oil and Coal for heating and air conditioning - causing more Global Warming - leading to more extreme We…
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Greta Thunberg Is Pregnant
There were 'knowing smiles' and sideways glances aplenty all across the scientific community today, after it was announced that the Swedish environmental activist, 16-year-old schoolgirl, Greta Thunberg, is pregnant - with ideas on how to save the p...
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Eric "Goofy" Trump Says Global Warming Is a Hoax - So Is His Brain!
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Like the old saying goes, the nut doesn't fall far from the tree. And in Eric Trump's case, as with every member of the Trump family, he is a fucking nut; with the one exception of the 6-foot-5-inch tall, 15-year-old B…
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Global Warming - Huge Antarctic Ice Berg Splits Off - Ends up as Icecubes in Australia
Global Warming directly and Indirectly is causing hug icebergs in Antarctica. Recently - according to CCN News - a 'Biggie' berg split off of the Brunt Ice Shelf. It's over 600 square miles - about the size of Greater London (without the pol…
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Environmental Experts Predict That The Black Sea Could Become Totally Dry Within 18 Years
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Global Source News Agency reports that weather experts are warning that the Black Sea could become completely dry by 2040. GSNA reporter Topeka Joplin, said that she spoke with Zoyler Zollicoffer, 43, who is a h…
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Global warming threatens freezing Europe!
Meteorologists Blame Trump For The Worst Heat Wave In History and Are Now Calling It The Trumpapalooza Heat Wave
Trump Denounces Science as a Democratic Hoax
Global Warming -or- How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the End of Civilization
Climate Crisis Narrowly Averted: Missing Heat Found in Gore's Second Chakra
Basil Blathering - History in 10 Seconds - Victorian Prostitutes Caused Global Warming
Antarctic Ice Traps Al Gore's "Cryo-tron" Ship
Gore Backs $50 40 Watt Bulb He 'Invented': Leaves Everyone in Dark Again!
Maw - Get the Rifle - Them Darn Democrats are Coming for our Cookstove!
President Bush Tells G8: "I'm Wrecking the American Economy Faster Than Kyoto Would"
Disorientated Al Gore Beaches Himself In Jamaica; Other Whales Follow!
Study Links Global Warming to Right-wing Media Hot Air Emissions
Global Warming Changes in the Next Few Years - The Red Sea turns Yellow, Etc.
Global Warming lead to new algae, plants and animals(including people) taking over the Land and Water - said Dr. Futuro (and his Writer Bot. Lenny). The Black Sea turns White - (high salt content due to evaporation). The Red Sea turns yellow (yel…
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Climate Fact - Belching Cows Biggest Source of Methane on Ever Hotter Earth
A recent article mentioned belching Cows as Producing huge amounts of Methane. A quick Giggle Search mentions that there are 2 billion Cows on the planet - Belching night and day. They have two stomachs and grass is hard to digest. Then there is the…
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The Sahara Desert Is So Damn Hot That Sand Crabs Are Actually Catching Fire
THE SAHARA DESERT - (Satire News) - The words "Hot-as-hell" are being used in every country in the world due to the amazing heat spell that the world is seeing. Many lakes have totally dried up and a lot of the fish have been gathered up by the PE…
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Al Gore: Global Warming a Large-scale Practical Joke
Al Gore today addressed an organization he helped found, the ICRGWBOAIAWCNW (International Community for the Reversal of Global Warming for the Betterment of the American, Israeli, and Anyone With the Capacity for Nuclear Warfare), at a fund-raising...
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Dozens of Wildfires Spread Out of Control All Over London!
LONDON - (Satire News) - One longtime resident of London, Reginald F. McPatio, 67, said that he has never seen so much damn fire and so much damn smoke in his entire life. He noted that watching the out-of-control English fires on the telly, was l…
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Earth to Become One Giant Candyland
If certain climatologists are to be believed the earth may one day become one giant Candy Land. The study based on actual climate models dispenses with the myth that oceans will rise and croplands become deserts, focusing instead on what happens to o...
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Global Warming: Bonuses given to some scientists
Professor Karl Carlton known to his friends as the nutty Professor, has spoken out about the myth of Global Warming. Professor Carlton speaking at a meeting in London today informed the audience that he has discovered that Media people and scienti...
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Don't Make Any More Jurassic Park Movies - Too Dull - Make Jurassic Climate Change Instead
Jurassic Park movies are dead, instead possibly switch to Jurassic Climate Change, where the climate of millions of years ago, the super-hot jungles of the dinosaurs return to Earth. It happens, because we have 8 billion people living-and by just…
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Leaked Report Says There Are 'Too Many Humans' On The Planet
Details of a report commissioned by the World Health Organization (WHO) into how viruses spread throughout large communities, have been leaked to at least one member of the press, who has gone public with the information. The WHO commissioned the…
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Isle of Wight News - The Island is shrinking!
A recent geological survey of the Isle of Wight has come to the worrying conclusion that the island is shrinking at a rate of two millimetres per year. The first survey on the actual size of the island in 1952 revealed it to have an area of 380.56...
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Al Gore claims the Sun will come out tomorrow
Al Gore the Global Warming bore,has got more letters than Santa Clause gets at Christmas,as millions of people are getting more and more annoyed with his temperature change forecasts. Al Gore has replied to his critics by saying The Sun will come out...
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Al Gore: Global Warming a Large-scale Practical Joke
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Global Warming: Bonuses given to some scientists
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Al Gore claims the Sun will come out tomorrow
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Polar Bears Are Changing Color
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Greta Thunberg Is Pregnant
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Don't Make Any More Jurassic Park Movies - Too Dull - Make Jurassic Climate Change Instead
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The Sahara Desert Is So Damn Hot That Sand Crabs Are Actually Catching Fire
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The Planet Earth now has Two Seasons - Super Hot and Super Cold
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Global Warming Changes in the Next Few Years - The Red Sea turns Yellow, Etc.
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Global Warming - Huge Antarctic Ice Berg Splits Off - Ends up as Icecubes in Australia
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No one farts at Google
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Global Warming and Penis Size
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Isle of Wight News - The Island is shrinking!
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Earth to Become One Giant Candyland
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Leaked Report Says There Are 'Too Many Humans' On The Planet
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Dozens of Wildfires Spread Out of Control All Over London!
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Eric "Goofy" Trump Says Global Warming Is a Hoax - So Is His Brain!
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Environmental Experts Predict That The Black Sea Could Become Totally Dry Within 18 Years
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Climate Fact - Belching Cows Biggest Source of Methane on Ever Hotter Earth
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Polar Bears Drowning Under All That Fashionable Fur
