A Leaking Pecker Is NOT Funny!

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Thursday, 30 March 2023

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I mean ... the joke was right there on live television! I couldn't resist!

Is your pecker leaking?

We all worry about leaking peckers, some more than others, but not you …

Oh no, you think your pecker is going to stay vacuum-sealed for the rest of your life, dontcha?

And then one day you’re walking along the street, hands fiddling in your pockets and a jaunty step to your stride when suddenly …

Your pants have a dark stain growing on them … whaddaya gonna do then, tough guy? Got a cork? A handy diaper ready? Where’s that lady pushing the stroller you saw a minute ago? Did you forget to bring a jacket to wrap around your waist and get yourself to the nearest pants shop?

Oh sure, it’s funny when it happens to someone else. But when it’s you … why do they all laugh … they’re laughing mommy, make them stop …

If you know someone with a leaky pecker, please refrain from laughing your ass off at them. Do not point and laugh – that just makes it worse. Do not yell loudly, attracting other people to the “Leaker” – haunting the alleys at night, leaking everywhere … dragging his leaking pecker to his underground den of evil, where everything leaks and there won’t be a plumber by for days …

When one leaks, there may be others. Please, consult your local plumber NOW and stop this leaking before it gets a good flow going. No one likes Aunt Flow coming by unannounced – Every. Fucking. Time!

I’m not sure if this is about male or female leakers, but just remember: a leaker will always leak and won’t stop until all the peckers are clogged or snipped off!

(Ouch, that last part hurt!)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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