A List of 10 Euphemisms For The Word Vagina

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Tuesday, 14 March 2023


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In Iceland there are only two words to describe the pussy; Leggongum and Bitsy.

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News writer Hacienda Fiddle writes that the word vagina first came into use back during the winter of 1808.

According to The American Research Group, the V-word, which describes the female reproductive organ is one of the most used words in the English language. ARG says that second to the word vagina is the F-word (fuck).

Boom Boom News has compiled a list of some euphemisms for the word which is also known as beaver, muffin, hooha, pussy, and in the Latin American countries, la chulita.


1.Tuna Town

2. Velcro Triangle

3. Yeast Mill

4. Love Harbor

5. Pink Palace

6. Velvet Tunnel

7. Snatchola

8. Crotch Cookie

9. Groin Goody

10. Lap Donut

Honorable mention goes to Fur Trap.

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