Russia and China have their Annual 'American Stupidity' Victory Dinner

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 4 February 2023

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This Putin body-double didn't age so fast as his doppelganger.

Every year since Trump was elected - Russia and China have a secret 'American Stupidity' Victory dinner in the Spring.

Putin gets in his Mega - yacht and goes over to Shanghai and he hosts it on his yacht.

China's Foreign Secretary attends - not the top guys - but Putin doesn't mind.

The Top Guys send their greeting with expensive gifts.

Every year since Trump the have enjoyed each Year's celebration.

Trump has been Putin's 'lapdog' and worked very hard to help Russia destroy NATO, etc.

Trump would give Putin Ukraine - if he could.

Would do anything for friend 'Vlad'.

"Well Trump is probably Old News," Putin said to the dinner guests. "But we have got most of the Republicans in Congress supporting us - and wanting to cut Ukraine's Aid. "

We agree - said the China representative - America might prick Mao's White Balloon like a Pimple - but Their $30 trillion Dollar fast growing National Debt will sink them to the bottom of the Sea someday.

The Rich and Corporations pay No Taxes - and they are so Stupid - they don't realize No Taxes will kill America in the long Run.

The Rich - with a rigged Stock market - work hard 24 hours a day to financially destroy America - and do our work for us.

Here is to the American Rich - China Thanks You!

And Thanks for setting up all your Factories over here in China - (the biggest Dictatorship on the Planet) - that was a great idea! "

(Basil Blathering - Journalist. One of my Church Ladies has relatives in the Catering business in Shanghai).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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