Basil Blathering - History in 10 Seconds - Victorian Prostitutes Caused Global Warming

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 31 January 2023

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Petticoats meant Victorian prostitutes cost more than modern equivalents.

Global Warming started in the 1800's in England.

Wealthy Victorian men loved their Prostitutes and there were huge numbers of the female Entrepreneurs in England.

The coal - fired textile Mills were booming - so the male mill Workers had plenty of money. They wanted what the Rich Guys were having.

The explosion of Prostitutes lead to Consumerism on a large Scale - (they don't dress or live cheaply).

Men's wives started dressing and living luxuriously like Prostitutes - and wearing lipstick, rouge, jewels - and low cut gowns.

(Sometimes you could not tell them apart.)

So, England became an industrial Consumer - driven Behemoth - polluting the whole World.

(Helped by the continent - sized Plantation called India).

(And getting most of the World's Gold and Diamonds for the Royal Family - who today know Nothing about stolen Jewels. )

What stolen Jewels?

America - aping British Behavior - soon had it millions of Prostitute Entrepreneurs and a big New Consumer Society also.

Between them these two countries basically Polluted the whole World - and led to the Global Warming we have today.

So - Global Warming was all started by Members of Parliament and Royal Men having their many Fun Girls - (has anything really changed?)

Of course, Today - the Corporations have become the Prostitutes - and are even better at making Global Warming Happen.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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