Religion vs. Rainbow

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 28 January 2023

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Every religion became a religion because lots of people killed lots of other people.

Every “holy” book is coated in blood. Every. Single. One.

This is why religious books (can’t call them holy with a straight face) burn so well. If a God existed, then surely He would be wiser than human beings, and hate the books which those human beings wrote in His name. Is this not covered in the various religious laws against blasphemy? So shouldn’t these devout hypocrites burn themselves at the stake in order to appease their insecure god?

The humans who wrote the books were most likely old men who had no power so they wrote stories and decrees telling everyone how to live their lives, and thus, gained power. But only after killing a generation or two until everyone was forced to believe the latest religious bullshit.

A rainbow flag does not burn as well because there’s no blood on it except for those who were killed defending it, usually by people who were backed by a religion.

Since it’s sometimes hard to convince a brainwashed religious person of the truth, I’ll put it on the blackboard so they can easily follow it (ready with your notebooks, kids?)

Religious book = atrocities committed by humans against humans.
Rainbow flag = basic human rights fought and died for against “peaceful” religious people.

So when some religious person tells you it’s not fair to burn their god book when it is okay to wave the rainbow flag, tell him something he’s accustomed to hearing, and which he himself has probably said to something else to excuse his atrocities against and hatred of others not like him.

“God made me do it.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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