Television is Religion

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Friday, 13 January 2023

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Praise God and Change the Channel

Brain dead
Television viewer
Inbred
Mind a sewer
A lotta bread
Buys high class chewers

Plug me in
Call me pretty
I think I win
When life is shitty
Always grin
In the bleeding city

Television is a piece of shit
All I want is a good hit
Outlaw drugs and a good time
I just want to expand my mind

Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Are all sins cuz they can’t be controlled
Teach the people to think for themselves
Give the fascists a taste of hell

Morality
On the TV
Tell me who I am
Supposed to be
Television
Is a digital religion
Preacher spreads fear
Through his rabbit ears

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