World History in 10 Seconds by Boris Blathering - Britain Won't Give back Stolen Property

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 4 January 2023

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Quick, Dave, the British are coming!

Britain militarily Stole many Countries and parts of Countries in its long illustrious History.

Most have regained their Freedom.

But Britain won't let Scotland become a free Democracy - and won't give back Gibraltar and the Falkland Islands.

It is basically like a Tired Dog - guarding its last few Bones.

And is Proud to be guarding those last few Bones.

Gibraltar is part of Spain - will have to go back to Spain someday.

The Falkland Islands don't have a long history of being part of the British Empire.

The Empire is Over! - Let's get on with Life and a Good Life for everyone!

(Of course, you will have to get rid of the Conservatives for that to Happen.)

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