Dear Pastor Boypincher - It's Getting Near Xmas - Was Christ a White Guy?

Funny story written by UncleDale

Thursday, 17 November 2022

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Jesus is quite clearly that white guy who works at your local gas station.

I always read your Column in the Olde Church News.

Another Lady told me Christ was a Black or Brown Guy - real dark skin. She doesn't like me - and is trying to throw some doubt in my Mind.

I have the picture of the good - looking Jesus - blond hair and blue eyes. It did seem a little strange that no one in the Mideast looks like that.

I read somewhere - (maybe in one of your columns) - you have an illustrious name. That 'Boypincher' goes way back in Church History.

Also - when the Wise Men came from the East - did they have to have Passports? I am religiously curious about how these things happened back then.

And isn't the hay in a Manger scratchy? Seems like they could find a better place to lay Him. And the smells in that Stable must have been horrendous.

Just one last one - did the parents pawn the Gifts after the Wise Men left?

They were hard up for money - I believe - couldn't even afford an Inn.

Sincerely,

Mary...... (never married - still a Virgin).

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