Melania has her cousin Tirania and her 10-year-old son, Havel, visiting from Slovakia. They and Trump are all sitting around the pool.
Tirania has a tape recorder ballpoint pen and, if she gets any interesting gossip from Trump, the newspaper back home will give her good money.
Havel is a hyperactive, plump blond headed kid doing required summer reading, 'Happy Tales from the Gospels'. He's plodding through it, under his mother's watchful eye.
Trump likes the kid, as Havel reminds him of himself at that age.
He takes the book from Havel, leafs through it and, says to Havel - "Let me tell you about Jesus.
“He was a smart kid like you. He learned to be a carpenter from his father.; They made doors, windows, plows, furniture and kitchen utensils. The wood came from 100 miles outside Jerusalem.
“He was very smart - could read and write Hebrew, knew a little Greek and some Latin. Most kids back then could not read or write. He was tops in the brain department.
“In his teens he got into a far out Hebrew religious group, meditated in the desert - was a disappointment to his family.
“Then he started preaching, and Bam, he was a huge success - drew crowds of many hundreds.
“But he was a Loser. Had a lot of charisma - could have been the Top Priest in the Temple someday. But he had to have Ethics and Morality. Had to go around preaching against the Temple rulers and the Romans.
“He just threw away all his chances at power and money. Was a Fool.
“Could have had a fancy house, chariot and driver - everything.
“Be on easy street the rest of his life.
“So, he was a Failure - and let the be a Lesson to you - when reading of these prophets and things.
“Look in those stories for the Guys that are successful and powerful.
“The Romans really stand out. They just crushed anyone that got in the way.
“Then he intently looked at Havel - You don't want to be poor all your life - like Jesus - do you?”
With that he heaved his vast bulk out of the chair and went off to get a Big Mac and a Coke.
Tirania clicked off the recorder pen and put it away.
Melania looked at her cousin, as if to say – “See what i have to deal with?”
