Come To British Museum - Glue Yourself To Some Artwork

Funny story written by UncleDale

Thursday, 7 July 2022

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Glueing doesn't save anything but is an inexpensive way to publicize your cause

Bored at home? Come to the British Museum and glue yourself to some painting. it is the latest trendy thing to do.

Save the dogs, save the cats, save the Planet - save yourself. from a Blah life.

And if photogenic - you might become a media star or walk a runway.

Glueing doesn't actually Save Anything but is an inexpensive way to publicize your cause. To actually Save Something, you might actually have to go door to door and Talk to people - and no one wants to do that - Boooring!

Museums are going to start leaving heavy rubber gloves and glue by the paintings, so you can glue your gloved hand to the painting and after your protest, easily walk away without any nasty glue on your hands.

If enough people get into it this hobby - Museums will have to put up Replicas of the paintings - and so nobody will ever get to see the Originals, except Rich people on tours.

Some other options - on an adult level - if you dare. For fossil fuel - glue yourself to the front of a semi - truck.

For Police violence, glue yourself to a police car.

For food insecurity glue yourself inside a supermarket freezer - (chip some ice first).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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