Can Supreme Court Justices Remain If Appointed By A Convicted Felon?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Wednesday, 29 June 2022

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"Yes. I'd say he's guilty!"

It was bad enough that Judges Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett were appointed by a pussy grabber (some reference note), but it seems the pussy grabber is also turning out to be a felon.

Forget that he threw plates of food against the walls of the White House; how many times did he also grab after someone's clavicle?

Yes, he confessed to being a pussy grabber, even justified it, but clavicles?

He grabs them by the nuts and bolts?

Asked to give a commencement address at Yale, Annapolis, or Stanford, Judges Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett will be introduced as having been appointed by the felon, pussy grabber Donald Trump.

Tres embarrassing!

It seems the leader of the free world was okay with armed terrorists marching to the US Capitol as, "They're not going to hurt me…." Who were they armed to hurt, and why was he okay with that?

And when his armed terrorist supporters started to chant, "Hang Mike Pence," Trump was also okay with having Mike Pence hanged.

Let's see, now that makes him a pussy grabber, felon, and accomplice to murder.

"And here to address the graduating class of 2025, appointed by the pussy grabber, felon, and accomplice to murder Donald Trump..."

Really? Is a seat on the Supreme Court bench that sweet?

In the year 2030, when Donald Trump's case reaches the Supreme Court, will Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett recuse themselves from judging his appeal?

And you know he's going to appeal.

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