When will trainspotting be trendy?

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 2 May 2022

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A love a man who loves trains, almost as much as I love a man who loves tractors.

Hello,

Mr Ray Ving here. You might remember me from such thought-provoking articles as My Chimpanzee only holds my hand, My Head, not your head, My Head, and that other one.

Anyway, it strikes me occasionally, (like a broken clock) that the media has a circuit of five or six things that it says are trendy, and they become trendy for a while.

We have had jazz (just a lot of musicians squawking nonsense).
We have had poetry (just a lot of writers squawking nonsense).
1970's sitcoms (just a lot of squawking nonsense).

Are you there still? Good.

My question to you good people of the media is when are you going to say that Trainspotters are cool and that having a trainspotter for a son, brother, or boyfriend is the thing to have.

Asking for Snotty Bob, Dave, Weird Dave and the other blokes at the station.

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