Mount Midoriyam Japan - The Nimca Worrier studio set is being spiced up with even more dangerous obstacles, from the tsunami.
Long time all-star Nimca Worrier, Mr. Nimca Worrier, our source, has the inside information on the new obstacles. The curtain clinga obstacle will be equipped with new handholds. Not only will contestants have to fight fatigue brought on by the tremendous physical feats of the course, but they will have to battle the extreme radiation from the new plutonium handholds.
Lead gloves are now allowed during the competition, but their weight will be formidable and increase the physical fatigue.
The muddy water below many of the obstacles will be imported from Fukushima, at 10,000,000 times allowable drinking water levels of radiation. Contestants will have seconds to swim for their lives should they fall in.
Mr. Nimca Worrier has set up a home course in his backyard, one mile from Fukushima. His family is concerned. He says it is no threat to human health.
