Kimberly Guilfoyle, who is known as "The Puerto Rican Firecracker," is extremely upset at the recent rumors that her soon-to-be-father-in-law grabbed her muffin.
Kimmy, as the tiny-fingered Trumptwit, calls her, said that it was actually Guilfoyle, who sat on his lap as he was sitting by the pool eating three Big Macs, a family order of McFries, and a 44-ounce cup of Diet Coca Cola.
He said that the hot, Latina babe, is one of the most sensuous women that he has ever loved.
Meanwhile, Kim's fiance (Donald "Dopey" Trump Jr.) shakes it all off as just being yet another hoax that was started by disgruntled Democrats, who only won the 2020 election because over 2 billion space creatures from outer space illegally voted for President Joe Biden. ■
