LOS ANGELES - (Spoof News) - The Grandiose News Agency has just announced that the "Oops!...I Did It Again!" girl, Britney Spears has hired the United Kingdom band, Camel Toe, to open up for her on her upcoming, "Yes, It's Little Ole Me, And I'm Still Rocking and Rolling Like Hell Tour."
The woman who is considered "The Princess of Pop" told Maximus Bedstraw that at 41, she can still move like the younger ones, including Ariana Grande, Selena Gomez, Noah Cyrus, and Brenda Teaweather.
The blonde tressed songstress will be showcasing her brand new Top 99 hit song, "Hey Dude, You're So Damn Good-Looking That You Can Grab Whatever Part of My Sensuously Succulent Body You Want."
Bedstraw stated that Brit told him that later in the year, she is going to begin filming an R-rated motion picture with Taylor Swift, Jessica Simpson, and Kim Kardashian, titled, "The Four of Us Wrote The Book On Foreplay." ■
