Funnyman, Alec Baldwin, is hot off his murder trial and ready to do some serious acting, muthafuckas!
Baldwin has been playing Donald Trump on SNL for a while now, and Hollywood producers – the people who KNOW funny – are impressed.
They want Baldwin to play Trump in the coming bio pic, “Trump: Like Jesus, But Not A Loser”, which tells the truth about the Trump story, all the times he was in pain and crying at being the most hated person in history, even more than Jesus, that bootlegging table-throwing mule-riding preachy daddy’s boy cry baby … just like Trump!
Baldwin will try to play the role straight, but there may be confusion among ultra MAGA nuts (sorry, film critics), thinking Baldwin isn’t qualified to be Trump – that he is the enemy, not a Trump lover – and he will only make fun of the Great and Bulky Nameless One.
Will fans love it or hate it? Will Baldwin get sued by the Trump Crime Family if he doesn’t make daddy look good (even when daddy has his face pressed to the bars, yelling, “I need more toilet paper!”)?
The Oscars are ready for another great film to give all the awards to, so Baldwin better deliver a top-notch performance unless his manslaughter rap comes back to bite his ass and all the lawyers in Hollywood can’t help him get a cushy prison deal … just like Trump!
