CPAC Getting Cancelled for Better WhiteWashed Happy TV

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 7 March 2023

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Happy Hour Means A Drunken Fox

Ratings for the latest CPAC show are in, and it’s not good.

There were so few people at the CPAC meeting, and even fewer watching it, that Fox has decided to cancel it. They’re brainstorming ideas of other TV shows to replace CPAC, like “The Jesus Bootleg Wine Show” followed by “Ted Nugent’s Shoot and Skin Live Game Hour”, with the occasional new kid whistleblower show, “How to Recognize a Trans in Your Neighborhood and Then Call the Cops, Kids”.

Donald can’t draw a crowd like he used to, so they’ve tried dragging out even older and whiter men and some women to say … well, they kinda all say the same thing, so it’s like going to different churches … you’re still only going to hear about Jesus, nothing else, maybe the bingo report or news about the latest bake sale, but then it’s right back to Jesus.

On Sunday morning, Jesus can pack ‘em in, but Trump cannot. Finally, the GOP have smartened up, inch by inch, synapse by synapse, and are slowly coming around to realizing they have to get rid of Trump.

He’s a loser dragging all the racists down by being too racist. Too much attention can either make you famous or make you infamous, and the GOP have become too infamous to lead the country.

The big money is on the best show idea of the lot: “The Whitewash Happy Hour” where Hannity and Ingram and Carlson can tell you all the news that’s fit to air, and also attack all the news other media outlets air, to show who’s telling the truth and who’s a liar … from Fox! (If you can believe it!)

Some have said there will be no change … tiger’s are attached to their spots and liar to their lies. Watch paint drying … more entertaining and it doesn’t make you think crazy thoughts … much.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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