LANSING, Michigan - (Satire News) - The state of Michigan has said that enough is enough and that's fucking enough.
Gov. Gretchen "The Babe" Whitmer has made it known that the act of same sex canoodling has gotten a bit out of hand.
The governor who looks absolutely stunning in a two-piece bikini swimsuit, said that she does not really and truly give a flying rat's ass what same-sexers do in the pirvacy of their home, their apartment, their trailer, or their Kia Sorento, but she will not tolerate PDA (public displays of affection) to be flaunted in public places; especially at fast food drive thru windows.
Gov. Whitmer divulged that she has a second cousin, who is prone to carpet munching, and although she loves her 34-year-old lipstick lesbian, but not in a lesbionic way, she will not allow her to make out with her much older butch dyke girlfriend at family reunions. ■
