After Telling Trump He Was Fired, The Guy Just Won't Quit And Leave

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 4 March 2023

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Some people have that thing called dignity, but like the Trump of mind, they can’t accept being dumped. They resemble those who linger after the party is over, the floors are being swept, left overs packaged, but one or two remain in the empty room, reminiscing on the old times.

Nuts? Yeah! But they don’t insist that the party is still going on.

They don’t make statements like, “You gotta fight for this party to continue, or you’re not going to have a party anymore.”

And those party wanna bees don’t grab someone by the clavicle, insisting they aren’t going home, saying the party’s just getting started.

That would be crazy, off the track, bat s——t, nuts.

So Donald Trump was fired. But with absolutely no evidence, he insisted the election was stolen because of the faulty Dominion voting machines. Knowing that was a lie, and that there was nothing wrong with the Dominion voting machines, newscasters snickered behind Trump’s back, calling him nuts, but agreed with him publicly during broadcasts.

Now the sleeping giant called Dominion is taking Donald Trump to court, suing him for defamation. And the newscasters?

“It was a question of green,” said Rupert Murdoch, head of Fox News.

He’ll have to pay a lot of green, and he’ll be fired.

Imagine, Rupert Murdoch sailing away in a sinking ship with Donald Trump!

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