Donald and Ivanka were caught by Secret Service staff making out hot and heavy in a private elevator in the Trump Tower in New York City.
If that wasn’t strange enough, Steven Tyler, lead singer of Aerosmith, was also present in said elevator singing his hit song, “Love in an elevator”.
It was later revealed that Donald had paid Tyler a million dollar just to sing and ride with he and his daughter as they made sweet, sweet incest love … apparently the muzak radio in the elevator was broken, so Donald got himself the crazy idea to hire the actual singer of the song.
Ivanka loved it and said it was a way better Valentine’s Day present than what she got from Jared, which was a box of chocolates. Not even a single rose, the cheap shit!
