Who’s Wants to Be My Baby Mama?

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 19 February 2023

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Pregnancy Is Beautiful, not Agonizing

A Fox News disgraced reporter who got fired for developing a conscience has reported to the Alaska Church Bulletin, that:

“Because the Republicans and their stacked Supreme Court overturned the abortion law, they need to counter all the negative Democratic propaganda about how good abortion is to women who don’t love Jesus, who worship Satan, and who think they own their own bodies.

“Soon, you’ll see on TikTok, on sitcoms and commercials, on movies, on talk shows and game shows … a ton of pregnant women! It will seem like every woman is pregnant and those who aren’t want to be. Girls everywhere, they hope, will want to get knocked up ASAP, by anyone … they just want to show a lot of pregnant – and happy, don’t forget that, the girl has to be happy, smiling, rubbing a hand over her belly … instead of weeping and saying that she doesn’t know who the daddy is – could be her daddy, could be the frat house down the street, could be the shifty politician or the cop on the beat – and that her life is ruined. Propaganda works both ways, and the Rebs don’t like being called misogynists.”

Stay tuned for an all new show “Who’s Wants to Be My Baby Mama?” (by the makers of Joe Millionaire Cherry-Picks Sluts” and “Trophy Wife Smack-Down” and “Miss Universe’s Losers Cum Porn Stars”).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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