DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The rumor floating around Sports Land is that Jerry Jones, owner of The Dallas Cowboys, has reached out to Tampa Bay Buccaneer quarterback Tom Brady.
Jones has not tried to hide the fact that he wants Brady to be the Cowboys starting quarterback for the 2023-2024 season.
Uncle Jerry, as his Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders call the 80-year-old octogenarian, says that he has finally come to the realization that his team is not going to ever get to the Super Bowl, with Dak Prescott as his QB.
Jones said that the team physician told him to trade Prescott because he is injury prone.
Dak's injuries this past season included eight concussions, a broken right pinky, six cracked ribs, a torn left tibia, a bruised right fibula, a sprained tongue, various groin bruises, and a dislocated uvula.
[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: Jones has stated "It's like Ray Charles sang in one of his hit songs, 'Hit the road Jack - and don't you come back no more, no more, no more." ]
