Elon Musk’s Kids Set To Unionize

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Tuesday, 27 December 2022

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Guys, if we unionise, we can get guaranteed picnic rights!

Elon Musk’s children are reportedly organizing a union in order to secure better parental care amid the frequent controversies of Elon Musk.

Musk’s transgender child, has completed a name change stating the reason – “Gender identity and the fact that I no longer live with or wish to be related to my biological father in any way, shape or form.” She is now leading the charge to help Musk’s other nine, yes nine, kids unionize in protest.

Citing reasons such as Elon’s lack of presence in lives, fathering kids with multiple women, Twitter controversies, drug and sexual misconduct scandals, Musk’s kids are requesting increase in child support payments and a financial safety net as Musk’s net worth decreases.

Musk, who has yet to comment on this, has been vocally anti-union as seen in his business practices at Tesla and Space X.

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