NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene, 48, has just been informed that she has been named, "The Most Interesting Woman of The Year."
According to Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News, Taylor Greene was chosen from a list of over 9,000 females including Taylor Swift, Jennifer Lopez, Nicki Minaj, First Lady Dr. Jill Biden, Meghan Markle, Shania Twain, and Paige Spiranac.
The recently divorced GOP senator has been dating up a storm and says that she hasn't had so much sex since she was voted "Girl With The Hottest Looking Hooha" back when she was a freshman cheerleader at the University of Georgia. ■
