Marjorie Taylor Green Went to Costa Rica for a 'Vaginal Flush'

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Saturday, 24 December 2022

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Just lie back and think happy thoughts, miss.

She is reportedly to have said - 'Screw Christmas - I'm outta here' - as she got on the plane.

Marjorie is having a Celebrity De-tox done there - as she has a lot of Toxic Crap to get out of her system - and hopes like Scrooge - to be a better person.

She is currently being attacked by a lot of former Ultra-Rightie friends for kissing the butt of House speaker Kevin McCarthy - and not continuing to kiss the Butt of Donald Trump.

This is No-No in Conservative America. McCarthy is out (not Nutty enough) - and Trump is still In.

You can slander people - lie, cheat and steal (Trump set the example) - but disloyalty to the Fatherland and Comrade Trump (best friend of Putin) is the ultimate Sin.

(Lance Bottomly - stylish Hollywood Gossip columnist - reporting from 'Tinseltown'.)

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