Info Wars Inside the Big House

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Monday, 10 October 2022

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Not Even Prison Can Shut This Man Up

Alex Jones has said that even if he goes to prison, he’ll keep doing his Info Wars show from inside the Big House.

“People need the truth no matter what” someone who looked like Jones said. “Even if there’s a jailhouse riot or Jones is getting buggered in the shower or has to sell his ass for a candy bar … the show must go on!”

He may have to sit on a hemorrhoid cushion, but Alex will keep the good word and the lies and the bizarre conspiracy theories alive and well … until lights out.

Special guests may include Roger Stone and pretty much evryone else who has ever worked for Donald Trump … with exciting season finale guests: the Trump Family!

Stayed tuned, America!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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