Liz Hurley Reveals Her Secret Fetish - Gourmet Sex

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Saturday, 1 October 2022

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"Liz oozes sex like no woman of any age." -PRESIDENT BIDEN

PICCADILLY, England - (Satire News) - One of the most attractive actresses on Earth, Liz Hurley was in Piccadilly getting an estimate on a labia majora tightening procedure.

Hurley, who is 57, but has the stunningly sexy body of a 27-year-old, recently revealed to BBC writer Tyrus Bottomfiddle, no relation to the filthy-rich Bottomfiddle family of Portsmouth, England, that one way she keeps looking slim and trim and sexy as hell, is due to her indulging in "Gourmet Sex."

Liz blushed a little bit; but only a little bit as she told Tyrus that for the past year, she has really gotten into the sexual act of "Gourmet Sex."

The gorgeous actress who will soon begin shooting a movie in the US says that when she is bed with her "Man-of-the-Week," she loves for him to spray her crotch with whip cream and then have him partake of the sexual desert delicacy.

The stunning sexpot noted that then she switches off and the couple end up happier than two woodpeckers in a Lincoln Log factory.

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