HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Cheryl Cole took some time out from her busy schedule to fly to America and make an appearance on "The Ricky Gervais Happy Hour Talk Show."
The two go back to their days when both were struggling to break into the British celebrity world, her as a singer and he as a comedian.
Gervais asked the stunningly sexy Cole if she remembers the night in Soho when it got so damn cold that the two rented a room and kissed like teens in order to stay warm.
"Ah yes I sure do Ricky," she said, "And as I recall after ya warmed up my upper lips ya moved down and proceeded ta warm up me lower lips ya did, true dat."
Gervais blushed and said, "Yes, I was quite the charmer back then, I was."
"Don'tcha sell yaself short Ricky, you're still quite da charmer in my book. Ya."
And with that Cheryl got up from her chair, walked up to Ricky, she opened her blouse, and she flashed him with what Brad Pitt calls the most gorgeously sexy and delicious tits that he has EVER seen. ■
