PACHINO, Italy - (Satire News) - An embarrassed Liz Hurley has revealed how she managed to catch a case of the dreaded vaginal infection, Seatoxalino.
She told Petula Tart, a reporter the UK's Ta Ta For Now News, that she and her son, Damian were having a pleasant swim in the Mediterranean Sea, when she suddenly felt a stinging sensation in her crotch region. She pointed out that she was naked at the time. Her son was wearing a tiny speedo.
Hurley quickly told her son that they both needed to get out of the water, which they did.
They then got in Liz's Lamborghini and drove to the nearest 24-Hour Emergency Clinic, where she was treated with the powerfully strong drug Vaginokickalosis.
The attending physician, Dr. Guido Del Pizzaria, 29, said that she should be back to normal within 36 hours. He added, somewhat tongue-in-cheek that she has the most beautiful beaver (muffin) that he has seen since he's been at the clinic (3 years).
SIDENOTE: Hurley blushed, thanked him, gave him a kiss on the cheek. She also gave him an 8 by 10 autographed nude glossy of her that Damian (her official photographer) took of her when they were vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico back in July.
