AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk, one of the leading info shows in the US, has just informed the public that Austin's Woman's Touch R-Rated Maid Service now has the distinction of being "The Best Maid Service in America."
The owner of the company, Kaddie Villavine, 32, founded the housecleaning service back in 2002, after she divorced her third husband, Nick Villavine, 41, due to the fact that she caught him printing counterfeit $100 bills in their basement.
Villavine's company presently employs over 115 very sexy women to clean anything from a mobile homes to mansions and apartment complexes to motels.
The "Marvelous Maids," as they are known, are not only stunningly beautiful and sexy housekeepers, but each one actually has a master's degree.
Ms. Villavine informed BPT reporter Carolina Chipotle all the girls dress in the style of French can-can dancers.
SIDENOTE: The maids who are very well compensated average $1,700 a week.
