Los Angeles _ The Grammy's announced today that it was basically forced to add a new category to its Musical Awards show this year, due to the insane amount of hits on Alexa devices when parents weren't around.
The Grammy's, not wanting to appear behind the times, clearly added the new Award to connect to a younger audience, was the industry buzz at the Starbuck's on Wilshire Boulevard.
"Fart and poop songs were the number one asked for songs across all house hold platforms, accounting for well over 20 percent of all request," told Fartly Moses, the guy they put in charge of gathering a good representation of this new genre. It's his job to find the best of the best Fart and Poop song artists to be in the running for the first Poopy Farty Grammy ever.
"Alexa, play poopy farty songs," Fartly Moses called out.
"This is Torn Britches, a country guy. He's good. A lot of songs about being stuck on a potty and stuff. And Angus McFartsoff, Celtic Rock, more fart based—or pooping in a funny place. Kids really love that," Fartly explained, looking at a data base chart for last month numbers.
"Then again, they do also love songs about having a little turtle poking out of your butt, too..." added Fartly. So an act like Fartastic Explosion could sneak up from behind and grab the trophy.
In his opinion, a song about pooping and farting in a very funny place—and having a turtle sticking out of your butt was sure to win the Grammy in its inaugural season. "It's a slam dunk, look a the numbers..." Said Fartly, eating kidney beans straight from a can, claiming he did so to stay current on the latest farting trends. "A lot of these Youtubers have farting tips as well. I can't be out of touch."
The last new category the Grammy's added was Kitten and Cat songs, back in 1996.
