WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - When it comes to fucked up assholes who do not give a shit about no one but their own low-life, scum-sucking selves, no one, NO ONE fits the bill more than Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.
The ass wipe is even more hated that Hirohito, Stalin, and Hitler, who Trump's had said is his number one all-time idol.
But as they say in Louisville, Kentucky, home of the Kentucky Derby, "What goes around comes around."
Trump, as every bookie in Las Vegas will tell you is going to prison and soon, and that is as certain as the fact that Kirstie Alley will always be one big fat woman.
