JUNGLE BOOTY, Cambodia - (Satire News) - Jungle Time News has just broken the nine-year-old story that The Trumpturd openly grabbed the sexy ass of one of the beauty contestants during the Trump-owned 2013 Miss World Beauty Pageant, which was held in Moscow.
The woman who ass by grabbed by "Toxic Trump." has been identified as Kromgee Kamdong of Jungle Booty, Cambodia, and she was the 2013 reigning Miss Cambodia World.
Miss Kamdong, who is now 31, told the Jungle Time News reporter that she was backstage in her dressing room, wearing only a pair of pink string bikini thong panties, when the pussy grabber himself (aka Donald Trump) burst into her dressing room unannounced.
He began talking to her as if they were sitting in a crowded room. He asked her if her tits were real. She replied that they were. He then asked if he could caress them just to make sure.
At that point the Asian beauty queen acted like she had a horrible stomach ache and she informed him that she was going to have an uncontrolled bowel movement.
And with that the Orange Ball of Lard, turned and ran out of her dressing room post haste.
SIDENOTE: The winner of the 2013 Miss World Beauty Pageant was Gabriela Isler of Venezuela and Miss Cambodia, Kromgee Kamdong was the first runner up.
