NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The New York Sunshine Observer is reporting that the prostitute industry in the Bronx and Brooklyn is really in a tizzy.
Reporter Carmine Calatino reported that the city of New York has implemented a 12% upcharge on any working whore who dresses very skimpy; such as in a micromini, Daisy Duke short shorts, or a little bitty two piece swimsuit bikini.
One pavement princess stated that she does not know why "working girls" should be charged a tax for looking damn good, while assholes like Trump, Giuliani, and Gaetz get tax breaks for being low-life sons-of-bitches.
SIDENOTE: The whore shown in the photo is Stella Vuvuzela, who says that she may have to end up getting a second job, working at a Hooters Restaurant.
