MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - There are literally hundreds and hundreds of people who have made Trump see red.
Individuals from Nancy Pelosi to Robert DeNiro, and Celion Dion to Rosie O'Donnell, but no one has ever made him madder that his present wife Melania Trump.
Melly, has just filed divorce papers with the city of New York, in which she is asking for a divorce due to Donaldo's cruel, inhumane, nasty, racist personality.
Mrs. Trump told Cheyenne Patio with Scandal Today, that in their 17 years of marriage he has uttered the dreaded "N" word at least 20 times a day; and sometimes as many as 36 times a day.
She also pointed out that whenever she wanted to buy a new dress or new shoes she would have to take the money out of a special clothing fund, that Donald had set up.
Melania told Anderson Cooper that the clothing fund usually had no more than $400 in it.
Mrs. Trump laughed her ass off, when she told Cooper that the Trumptard offered to pay her $2 million for a divorce; just like what he paid to his second wife actress Marla Maples.
Melania told Donaldo to look at the "Pre-Nuptial" agreement, page 43, paragraph 6, which makes it very clear that in the event that the two divorce he and Melania will get the same exact amount of cash (i.e. 50-50)
SIDENOTE: Melania told Cooper, with a gigantic smile, that she will walk away from their marriage with $1.5 billion! ]
