Billionaire Rupert Murdoch Divorces Jerry Hall And Quickly Marries a Gorgeously Sexy 24-Year-Old Woman

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 1 July 2022

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Murdoch is 91, his new wife Tammy is 24, and the wheelchair is 28.

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Rupert Murdoch has always said that he loves the idea of being married to hot, sexy, blonde woman.

And so after divorcing Texas-born model Jerry Hall, who was once married to Rolling Stones singer, Mick Jagger, the 91-year-old owner of the Fox Network got married to 24-year-old Tammy Labinshitz, of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Labinshitz insists that she is not a gold digger and proves it by saying that Rupie asked her to marry him and not the other way around.

When asked by a writer for The Hullabaloo News Agency, if she was not really marrying Murdoch because he is worth $18 billion, the sensuous blonde, who many say looks a lot like a very young Marilyn Monroe shook her head no, and added that she had no idea what he was worth.

Tammy then replied that for their wedding gift, he bought her an 80-foot-yacht, which he christened The Tammy Babe. ■

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