SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - Mr. and Mrs. Wally F. Frigginsteen, recently celebrated their 40th wedding anniversary.
Wally bought his wife (Trulinda) a very pretty pair of Top Gun pink flip-flops.
And Trulinda bought Wally, a 2022 John Deere 777 Riding Mower, that has a CD player and is air conditioned.
Tru purchased the riding mower at a 45% discount at a local Fiddle Faddle retail store.
When she was asked if she wanted it delivered, she told them no because she wanted for her hubby to get the mower that evening.
And so Trulinda Frigginsteen picked up the mower, which is truly heavy as hell, and as one of the employees opened the door for her, she walked the seven blocks to her and Wally's house with the riding mower box on her back.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: I am truly impressed. No pun intended. Tru is truly one heck of a woman!]
