AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Several months ago, the world's largest corporation, Bezos-Musk Inc., announced that they would very soon be in talks with the curators of the Texas historical shrine, the Alamo.
Jeff Bezos stated that for some time now he has been thinking about purchasing the Lone Star state historical shrine. But the curators of the Alamo, The Daughters of The Old Days, are a bunch of semi-ornery, blue-haired, wrinkled, cantankerous old biddys who hate happiness, joy, amusement parks, heavy metal music, and old men that drink way too damn much.
When asked by the 'Daughters' why he and Elon Musk wanted to buy the Alamo, Bezos replied that he and Elon wanted to remodel it and turn it into a fabulous, historical bed and breakfast.
Musk informed the old blue-haired gals that Bezos-Musk, Inc., would give any and all military personnel a 45% discount. He added that they would also give any residents of Texas or Tennessee a 25% discount.
Bezos noted that the Alamo name would be changed to The Remember The Alamo Bed & Breakfast.
