NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - A Fox News Network spokesman has just informed the news media that network owner Rupert "The Relic" Murdoch has just stated that effective immediately, all of his Fox News employees are prohibited from ever mentioning the name Trump or derivatives there of; such as The Trumptard, Cheeto Face, the Golfing Peckerwood, Acorn Dick, Carrot Face, The Orange Douche Bag, or The Pussy Grabber.
Murdoch wants all Fox News hosts (i.e. Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Greg Gutfeld, Maria Bartiromo, etc) to be aware that if they so much as mention the evil, cruel, arrogant bastard's name they will be fired so fast their fucking head will spin for up to four minutes.
The resident Fox News rodent Greg Gutfeld asked if he could at least mention Eric, Donald Jr., and Ivanka's name.
SIDENOTE: Murdoch personally called up Gutfeld and said, "Look here you slimey, little rat-faced looking dip shit, I clearly said every one of my employees is prohibited from ever mentioning the name Trump or derivatives thereof, and that statement, Mr. Gutfeld is as plain and as obvious as the ugly-looking pimples on your neck."
