PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) - The man that has more nicknames than anyone else in the country, has just been arrrested.
It seems that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, was having lunch at a McDonalds in Palm Beach, when he was told that the ice cream machine was not working.
The Orange Douche Bag started yelling that he is the former Golfer-in-Chief, and he demands that he be served ice cream.
The young employee, identified as Willie Rixx, told the Tweet Creep that the ice cream machine was broken, and that if he wanted to get some ice cream, he was going to have to drive down to the Baskin-Robbins outlet, which was seven miles away.
Trump immediately picked up about 9 ketchup packets and he threw them at Willie. Two of them hit him on his ear lobe causing two small cuts.
The manager had already called the police and when they arrived, within 45 seconds, they took old Cheeto Face into custody. He was led out of Mickey Ds in handcuffs and placed in the back of the squad car.
SIDENOTE: On the way to the police station, he asked the arresting officers if they could stop off at Baskin-Robbns.
