NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Monica Lewinsky recently appeared on "The Jimmy Kimmel Show. And at 48, the famous former White House intern, clearly shows that she can still hang with the young political groupies.
Lewinsky, wearing her infamous black beret (yes, the original one), clearly showed that she is still as hot, as sexy, and as having the need to please in a sexual manner than she was back during the days of MonicaGate.
Jimmy asked her how she's been. She giggled and said that she's been fine, and then revealed that she has recently been dating a very famous member of the WWG (The World Wrestling Guild).
When asked for his name, Lewinsky raised her eyebrows, and lovingly said that he wrestles under the wrestling moniker, The Swamp Creature.
Kimmel asked Monica if it was true that he once bit the nose off of one of his opponent's face.
Monica shook her head yes, and then admitted that during the match, her boyfriend bit Wally The Witch Hunter's nose completely off.
After some coaxing from the ref, Swampy coughed up the nose, and he gave it to the ref, who in turn gave it to a plastic surgeon, who just happened to be sitting ringside.
The doctor put the nose in a Diet Pepsi cup, with lots of ice. He and Wally then immediately got into a waiting ambulance and headed to Brooklyn's Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital, where he and four doctors worked for 5 hours and 25 minutes, and were able to re-attach Wally The Witch Hunter's nose, back exactly where it had been before the match.
