NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - There is no doubt in anyone's mind that the most evil, hateful, racist, person to ever walk the face of the earth is Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.
The shithead, while a resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, fuckingly fabricated over 30,000 lies without even batting one of his lying eyes.
Even Russian President Valdimir Nikita Putin, the president of the communistic bully nation, has called Trump his very own predatorial puppet.
And now "Cheeto Face" Trump has turned his anger, hatred, and unwavering vile assaults on his very own daughter, Ivanka Trump.
In the past the Trumptard has said that if he was not married to his foreign-born wife Melania, he would marry his own giraffe-looking daughter quicker than it takes a mosquito to jack off.
But, as they say in California, my, my how things can change so quickly in Trump's World.
Ivanka told an investigating senate committee, that as far as she is concerned, Joe Biden easily kicked her daddy's ass in the 2020 presidential election.
She then added that even an uniformed six-year-old from Afghanistan knows that.
And now word out of Florida, now known as The Land of Trump, comes word that since the orange douche bag has cut Ivanka out of his will, she is going to be filing groping charges against the man that "Moscow" Mitch McConnell has called "The Predatorial Pied Piper of The Potomac." ■
