Melania Trump has revealed her upcoming line of “Hooker Wear”, for the professional and distinguished whore in you!
Look like a high-priced call-girl when you’re out on the town, seeing a show, going to dinner with a “client”, or just lounging around the house wondering why your next John is late.
Have daughters? Why not dress them up like “L’il Hookers” – a sideline of Melania, Inc. From Ages 0 to 17, your precious angles can dress up just like mommy and get invited to ride for free on the Lolita Express, and make very important business contacts! Can’t start ‘em too young to make them rich spoiled l’il sluts who will one day rule the men who rule the world!
Spruce yourself up, whores, you’ll never catch a billionaire husband that way! Be all the slut you can be!
Wear “Hooker Wear” ... by Melania (a subsidiary of Trump Hos, Inc., Jared Inc., Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, Inc., and, of course, Putin, Inc.)
