BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The New York Sun-Observer has just broken the story regarding the latest scandal in the Catholic church.
It appears that a disgruntled Donald Trump baser was so mad at the Catholic church that she went into the “Our Sisters of The Perpetual Perpetualness Church" and offered to sell some Durango Bango marijuana to Father Woody.
The priest at first said that he did not want any pot because it is a drug of the damn devil.
Just then Sister Fantasia walked in and overheard the conversation. She called Father Woody off to the side by the Hammond 4001 Organ, and she convinced him to purchase 7 joints.
The Sun-Observer learned that the 7 joints were for Sister Lulu, who has been having a bit of a vaginal problem of late; which is a bit too yucky to write about in this family oriented publication.
But suffice to say that it has something to do with what is referred to in Alabama as Hoohamellayuckatosis-6.
SIDENOTE: The New York Sun-Observer has decided to release the name of the drug dealer in the interest of the public's right to know clause. Her name is Sarah Anna Giuliani, 51,no relation to Rudy “The Fucking Swamp Creature” Giuliani.
