WACO – (Satire News) – Reality TV’s first design and renovation show has spawned no less than 37 copycat shows.
But the original show, "Fixer Upper", is still going strong, and the husband and wife co-hosts, Skip and Joanna Gaines, are now demolishing and rebuilding up to 3.5 homes per week.
The National Geographic Channel has reported that the couple has bought up so many old homes, that they now own half of Waco, and are setting their sights on Fort Worth, Texarkana, and Corpus Christi.
Chip, who started out as a stand-up comedian, developed an act that consisted of vulgarly insulting the females in his audience, both young and old.
In one of his acts, he told an octogenarian woman that he could smell her preparation H, and insisted she leave before he called the haz mat people.
Another time, he told a young attractive woman who was sitting in the front in a super short skirt, to please close her legs, because looking at her camel toe was making him hungry for Egyptian food.
Chip’s wife, JoJo, 42, is part Korean, Peruvian, Japanese, Swiss, and Mescalero Apache. She won the title of Miss North Korean Fortune Cookie when she was only 16.
The couple have 9 kids, and are expecting triplets on JoJo's birthday, April 19.
Skip does not like to talk about that, due to the fact that he had a vasectomy two years ago.
The show is viewed in over 83 countries, and is the favorite reality show of Vladimir Putin, Mick Jagger, Ling Ling McConnell (Mitch’s wife) and Barron Trump.
Skip and JoJo are both thrilled to announce that, in May, Vice-President Kamala Harris will be making a guest appearance.
