Game of Thrones producers have announced that they are close to accomplishing what no other TV show has done before; cast, in some form or another - every actor born in the UK.
Already having featured every British thespian born in Scotland, Northern England and Ireland (both North and South), after scouring crappy soap operas for actors - they are now to add a few new names to the never ending list of foul mouthed stars who words such as 'fuck' and 'cunt' - swear words in the US but terms of endearment in Britain.
Ricky Gervais is set to join the cast in Season Five as King of The Pig Men, a tribe of men - who look like pigs; Michael Caine will appear briefly as Ser Cockney; and James Bond actors Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Peirce Brosnan, Timothy Dalton and Daniel Craig are rumored to be cast as the Five Lesbians of Louthshire - a bold move which see all the 007's dressed as women, wearing wigs and opening their own pleasure house in Kings Landing.
