Aliens using adapted drones stolen from the U.S. Naval Base in Rota, Cadiz may be responsible for the growing list of Australian Celebrities who have disappeared from the public eye.
Celebrities like Dame Edna, Clive James, Skippy The Bush Kangaroo, Auntie Jack, Charlie Drake, The Flying Doctor and Katie Minogue have all been abducted by the drones according to a report by the C.I.A.
But hope is at hand as President Obama has re-possessed the talented ensemble with special transporter decks fitted to drones which work like the ones on Star Trek.
Now the celebrities are all being cared for in area 51 near Nevada. The BBC is keen to encourage new talent for Christmas shows featuring hilarious Australian Ronnies.
Any Australian Ronnies interested in becoming as rich as Noal Edmonds should write to The BBC in Manchester. The shows can then be sold to Australian T.V.
