Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen Refused Millions in Bonuses for SuperBowl Porn Appearance

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 5 February 2009

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One Boss turned down the dollars

As CEO's across the American business frontier have been accepting bonuses while their failing companies have been receiving billions in bailouts, one Boss has turned down the dollars.

Bruce the Boss Springsteen was reportedly offered millions to expose his "Asbury Park" to the world during this year's SuperBowl. Bruce whipped it out alright but refused to take a dime for his trouble. Springsteen told the admiring viewers to donate their dollars to worthy charities of their choice.

As for the prudish protesters who failed to appreciate the Boss' junk, Springsteen told them to be grateful for living in a free country where dicks can be shaked,rattled and rolled on national TV during the highest of high holidays in the US sports calendar.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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