Chinese Money Number One For Future Happy World of People Pets

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Thursday, 30 March 2023

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Out With the Old Green, In With the Pinko Shit

China has teamed up with more shithole countries run by assholes in order to make itself Head Asshole Nation Of The World (HANOTW … shit, thought I almost had Han Solo there for a second … kinda looks like Hanoi.)

BRICS is composed of five major emerging economies: Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa.

And China wants them all to use the Yuan as the lead currency in all its economic deals. This may be the start of kicking the American dollar out of the top spot as a world currency since 1611, the year America burned enough witches to make a profit.

With China’s Yuan as head, we will all be trading little pictures of Mao to buy Chinese shit which we already buy, but in dollars, not the evil currency.

This is another way in which the American Empire is dying. Lose your money and you can’t be the guy in the trade deal who always demands more and more for himself and less and less for his trading partners.

So get your Chinese money now cuz it might be worth something when some Chinese soldier has his bayonet in your face asking you why you haven’t bought anything from Alibaba in the last 24 hours? Trying to overthrow the Great People’s Worker’s Paradise?

I’m gonna start dating Chinese people to get in good as a beloved pet while there’s still time.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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